Sunday, February 11, 2007

What kind of a name is "Matt Damon" for a human being?

Is it his idea of a joke? Everyone I have ever know named Matt Damon has been a boring-looking actor who somehow thinks he's the second-coming of William Shatner or something.

Friday, February 9, 2007

Has Matt Damon ever even been in a good movie?

I mean along the lines of stuff as popular as Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home. He was on some tv show about how he knew Ben Affleck the other day but other than that I don't think he's proven he can even act.

Thursday, February 8, 2007

Recent events have led me to wonder if Matt Damon is gay.

I only bring this up because Kirk never had sex with a guy in any episode.

Maybe Matt Damon could play Riker in the TNG reboot instead.

Who does Matt Damon think he is?

Someone who is capable of playing Captain Kirk? I don't think so!